Registry Gifts To Help You Chill The H Out

Look, we get it. Sometimes we don’t want to get out of bed or get dressed either. Sometimes you just need a break from all the hustle and bustle of married life. Whether it’s taking a minute to chill out and play a game with your wife, or just finding a better way to get a nap in, prepare to seriously improve your relaxation game with these gifts.

Rio Grande 4-Person Inflatable Plug and Play Spa

This almost seems too good to be true: a true hot tub experience without all the expense of installation, extra plumbing and new wiring. Yet here it is. All you need to do is add air and water.

Preferred Portable Massage Table

What could be more relaxing than getting a massage? Hence your need for this table. Not included: the smoothness to convince your wife to actually give you a massage. That one’s on you, buddy.

Wood Foosball Table

Love soccer, but too lazy to go out and actually play it yourself? We’ve got you covered with RS Barcelona’s luxurious Wooden Foosball Table, which comes in two colors and is extremely dope.

Kindle Paperwhite

If you’re a heavy reader but don’t want to clutter up your shelves (or get out of bed when it’s time to move on to the next book) the Paperwhite is the perfect way to consolidate and expand your collection.

SE Sound Machine

Sometimes the least relaxing part of sleeping is trying to fall asleep. You can change that with this impressive sound machine, which can turn your bedroom into a tent by the river, a shack by the sea, a sleeping bag by the campfire, or anything other soundscape that will help you get your beauty rest.

QuietComfort 35 Wireless Headphones

Whether you’re trying to tune the whole world out, or just the crying baby two seats behind you on your flight, Bose has your back with these noise cancelling headphones.

Victory Professional Table Tennis Table

We know you’ve played beer pong before, but you’re married now, and that means it’s time to upgrade to table tennis. We know that you’re dying to find out: yes, it does meet the table and net specifications laid out in sections 2.1 and 2.2 of the International Table Tennis Federation handbook. You’ll be playing with the pros in no time.

Max Men's Complete Golf Set

Always wanted to take up golfing but couldn’t really justify the expense of getting all the clubs? Congrats, your wedding registry just made your 18-hole dream come true. You’ll be hitting the links in no time.

Donovan II Billiard Table

Pool: the gentlemen’s game. An opportunity to pretend you are as cool as Paul Newman in The Hustler or Tom Cruise in The Color of Money. A chance to hone your game on the weekends, and impress girls at bars (oh, wait: you’re done with all that.)

WholeBody 7.1 Massage Chair

If that massage table seemed like way too much work (if not for you, then for someone else) this chair is the answer. All you have to do is sit down and relax, and the chair will do the rest.

X-Pro Wireless Bluetooth Audio

This is not your grandma’s rocking chair. This one has vinyl cushioning and a bluetooth speaker. Your grandma’s is probably made of wicker and most likely doesn’t even have an audio jack. The choice is clear.