This story has a little bit of everything: violence, brides, car crashes, jail, drunkenness, honeymoons, weddings, and even a sex offender. The only thing surprising is that no, in fact, it’s not an episode of Jersey Shore.
From The New York Daily News: “Timothy Keene and his blushing bride Marissa spent their wedding night in separate cells after she tried to run down one of her new spouse’s ex-girlfriends, Barnstable police said.”
We’re going to go ahead and assume that this counts as a “Don’t” in Reception Behavior.
Other wackiness: the groom is a registered sex-offender. And the bride also pointed the car at the ex-girlfriend’s kid, too. Well at least she’s thorough. When you go on a revenge vendetta, the prudent move is to wipe out the entire family, this will intimidate your enemies and serve as a deterrent. (See: Keyser Soze.)
Reason # 437 not to invite your ex-girlfriend if there’s any chance of drunken drama.
Full story at the Daily News.
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