The question has been popped and accepted, the wedding planning is complete, and the RSVP’s have been tallied. It is now time for the happy couple to say I do. But before the wedding ceremony takes place, there is a wedding rehearsal the day before followed with dinner.
You’re nervous, you’re stressed, and you’re about to get married. It’s time to take a deep breath and just play the hits when it comes to these things.
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You don't have to be Shakespeare. You just need to have a plan, execute it, get in, get out. So don't wing it, don't overstay your welcome, and don't piss off the locals.
We've rounded up some real-life examples--some good, some outrageous, and some clunkers--and provided our mini-reviews, extracting a few lessons for your own toasts.
All the funny stories I have about the groom are hilarious but completely inappropriate to tell in front of the families. Within our group of friends he is considered the "crazy" one and has done some pretty wild shit. Any ideas on how to work around that?