Your future wife says she always feels like a square peg in a round hole. She thinks it’s because she is a smart, creative, and outside-the-box thinker. You think it’s because she uses some weird dark brown Indian sandalwood paste to brush her teeth and wears fishnet stockings to shop at Whole Foods. The truth is much simpler: you are about to propose to an alternachick.
At first, you might not be 100% sure whether you’re girl is an alternachick. They take many forms–some outlandish and goth, some scrappy and punk rock, and some completely conventional on the outside. While there are a range of different kinds of alternachicks, they are almost always a good time.
Now that you’re about to pop the question, you need to find the right kind for a ring for a woman who probably prefers matching sleeve tattoos to something in a little blue box. Take this handy quiz to figure out how alternative a ring your alternachick will be charmed by.