Unlike a certain someone, we’re not asking you for a diamond ring, proposal, or lifelong commitment of monogamy. This can stay casual. Join us and get:

• Personalized to-do reminders (sounds fun as hell, right?)
• Dirt-cheap bargains (tuxes, honeymoon, bachelor party, etc.)
• Access to the Community
• Ask the Expert rights
• Commenting privileges
• An escape from the hellish, idiotic, emasculating wedding-planning industry
• More sh#t as we come up with it