Are you competent enough to get a job at McDonald’s? Congratulations. You have what it takes to execute your "Groom Duties."

Wanna know every last detail about when to select vendors, flowers, and videographer? Screw that. Here's the leanest, meanest wedding timeline you will ever see.

It’s not rocket science. You pick your brothers and your buddies. Simple. Sometimes, however, there are tricky questions. Find the answers here.

At last. Something that’s actually fun. Bake some fat into the budget. Plan spontaneity. Risk chaffing. And follow the rest of The Plunge’s 10 rules...

A good wedding is about music and booze. Never scrimp. Band or DJ? Find out here.

Don’t worry. No one will actually tell you—to your face—that your wedding toast sucked. But it might. So do your homework. Stick to these 10 rules.

Flasks. Key chains. Pens. These are the groomsmen gifts that the wedding-porn suggests. Boorrrrriiiing. Find some less-clichéd options here.

Because apparently the ring wasn’t enough. The oath of commitment wasn’t enough. Your suffering wasn’t enough. Nope. You also need to get her a wedding day gift.

You don’t have to be a fashion snob. But you need to follow a few rules and ask yourself, WWJBD: What Would James Bond Do?