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Getting Married

Um, congratulations? You're staring at 12 months of vendors, invoices, family politics, tension, and bickering.

The good news is that they still make alcohol.

The sections below--from Just Engaged to Complications--will minimize the pain.



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Uncomfortable Money Issues  
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Maybe your parents are paying...and hers aren’t. Or the parents who aren’t payingd keep inviting guests. (Awkward!) Learn how to finesse the issues.


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20 Rules for Fantasy Football and, Oddly, Wedding Planning  
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You gave it a chance. You tried reading up on wedding planning. But you need a "translation," of sorts. This is it.


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How Wedding-Porn is Brainwashing Your Fiancée  
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Your bride is being poisoned. Corrupted. Brainwashed. Learn what she's reading...so you can prepare yourself for what's to come.


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Groom Advice: How to Carry Your Weight  
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Are you competent enough to get a job at McDonald’s? Congratulations. You have what it takes to execute your "Groom Duties."


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Why Strip Clubs are Boring (Written by a Straight Dude)  
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This isn't a moral argument. This isn't a legal argument. This is the honest truth: I'm bored. Here's why.


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The 5 Biggest Mistakes Grooms Make  
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2.2 million guys get married ever year. 2.19 million of them have no idea what they're doing. Learn from their mistakes.


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Who Pays for What: And the Check Goes To…  
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Your wedding is going to cost a crapload of money. In olden times, your fiancée’s father paid for it, and that was that. Now? Not so simple...


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The Knot's Groom Stereotypes  
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Danger: other people are giving your fiancée relationship advice, designed to manipulate you. Use jujitsu to regain the momentum. Here's how.


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Your Role Planning the Reception: 10 Signs of Danger  
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Good news: it’s not your job to plan the reception (you’re a dude.) But you should still watch for these 10 signs of danger.


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Getting Good Reception: Dos and Don'ts  
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Careful. There’s a fine line between a happily-buzzed-groom and a wasted-tool. Learn how to tightrope that line.


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Just Engaged

The path from engagement to wedding is a long, windy, and often unpleasant road. But like any journey, you need to start out on the right path. This section navigates you through the first few weeks.

 

Groom Duties

How are "Groom Duties" different from "Wedding Planning," below? These are your explicit jobs. Getting a tux, choosing groomsmen, planning the honeymoon, and picking the music.

 

Wedding Planning

Let's not beat around the bush. The fiancée is handling 90% of the wedding planning, right? That means you're mostly off the hook. Mostly. You still have that 10% to worry about. This is that 10%.

 

The Big Day & Beyond

Doubts. Buyer’s remorse. Second guessing. Is this normal? Should you be alarmed? Call the whole damn thing off? Find out.

 

Complications

Sometimes things get messy. They're not black and white. Do you invite your scorching-hot ex-girlfriend? Should you push for a prenup? What if you've cheated? We'll toss you a lifeline.

 
 
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