Ugh. After she got out her calendar and looked at it for a while, she looked at me and said "Our honeymoon isn't going to be a good week". Hmm, fellahs, what takes a week and could hinder activities of a honeymoon? 

:( :( I've heard phrases like "Thou mayest swim in the red sea, but thou shalt not drink of it" and the like, but I'm saying this pre-research, "I've always wanted to give that a try". I'm not thrilled itll be our first as husband and wife, but.....then again, I've waited this long...I can wait a few more days.

But then again... *cries*...we got a top floor penthouse with an outside hottub!  I need a shoulder to cry on.