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Here's the problem with porn: sometimes, it's inaccessible.

Let's say you're stuck in an office meeting, for example, reviewing your numbers for the 3rd Quarter budget. In an ideal world, you'd simply ignore the charts and whip out your porn. In most work environments, however, this is frowned upon.

Enter the iPhone. Thanks to this marvelous gadget, you can watch videos of your favorite fetish--like girl-on-girl, poolboy-on-housewife, cheerleader-on-dwarf, whatever--right there in the meeting, with your boss thinking you're checking e-mail.

Quick aside to this lengthy aside: yes, these actually exist. (Or so "my friend" tells me.) How else to explain sites like iPhonePornGrid.com (NSFW, obviously), which has this lovely chunk of copy:

"With 4500+ free iPhone porn movies and erotic galleries of teens, lesbians and other hotties iPhone Porn Grid can meet most of your mobile porn needs."

We're not sure what is more spectacular: 1) the construction "mobile porn needs," or 2) their candor for acknowledging that these 4,500 videos will meet most, but perhaps not all, of your mobile porn needs.

Aaaaannnnnyway. Back to weddings.

Just as with actual porn, your fiancée's 45,982 books, magazines, and websites of "wedding-porn" aren't getting it done. No sir. What if you're stuck on the subway, and you have an urgent need to peruse the latest trends in ice sculptures?  Catastrophe. Enter the iPhone wedding apps.

They've been trickling into the App store all year, and the NY Daily News has a rundown of all the options:

Brides' Dressing Room is just one of a slew of new apps cranked out for prenewlyweds. While you can't get hitched on your iPhone yet, you can practically plan everything else.

For the Type-A Bride
The mother of all bridal apps, iWedding is a digital planner that helps brides keep track of everything on their to-do list, from seating arrangements and vendor payments to ceremony timing. $7.99

For the Voyeuristic Bride
Whether you're a bride-to-be looking for inspiration, or just enjoy looking at pictures of other people's weddings, Wedding Envi is the app for you. Users can scroll through hundreds of Web-based wedding pictures, including flowers, dresses and honeymoons...