Sweet Jesus. It was only a matter of time.
Yesterday, we saw that a couple filmed a porno to pay for their wedding. Today, it looks like our long-running joke actually turned into a reality: a groom Twittered his wedding. Stay classy!
And, of course, there's a YouTube clip of the whole event (below).
Here's what happened. Immediately after the officiant said, "...I now pronounce you, husband and wife. What God has joined together, let no one separate," the groom reached into his jacket, whipped out his cell, and changed his status update on Facebook. Then he gave his bride her cell phone, and she did the same thing.
Kinda funny? Maybe.
Still... something seems a little off. Call us conspiracy theorists, but our guess is that this was scripted--or at least plotted by the bride and groom--with the express intent of creating a viral YouTube video, which, of course, is now a self-fulfilling prophecy. Put differently: this doesn't smack us as a fun, quirky, spontaneous gesture of new-age techno-love, but rather a calculated plan to become an internet sensation.
It is rumored that immediately after the ceremony, the couple sent their young son up in a balloon, and then, later, they crashed the President's State Dinner, after the bride changed into a red sari.
What do you think of the stunt? Clever? Staged? Obnoxious? Blasphemous?
Check out the video below:
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